1. Baby Love Child In My Pants -- Pizzicato Five An inauspicious start
2. Piggies In My Pants -- The Beatles Um, sure
3. Oronoco Flow In My Pants -- Enya Not if I can help it!
4. The Loco-Motion In My Pants-- Little Eva Shake my bootie!
5. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose In My Pants -- "Little" Jimmy Dickens Your moment of Zen
6. I Want You (She's So Heavy) In My Pants -- The Beatles Unfortunately not
7. Tide Is High In My Pants -- Blondie Gotta run...
8. Karn Earn 9 / 1st Impression, Part 2 In My Pants -- Emerson, Lake & Palmer Sometimes it feels that way
9. The Poet and the Prophet In My Pants -- The Village Stompers Sometimes it feels that way
10. Sun King In My Pants-- The Beatles Goin' au naturale
11. Seventeen Come Sunday In My Pants -- Steeleye Span A consummation devoutly to be wished
12 Technonerdboy In My Pants -- Urban Tapestry Geeks B We
13. Kodachrome In My Pants -- Paul Simon I was positive I went digital...
14. Toot Toot Tootsie In My Pants -- Brent Spiner He who smelt it dealt it
15. Seventeen Come Sunday In My Pants -- Steeleye Span Ah, two versions make it to this list; I can hardly wait until the weekend
16. Graceland In My Pants -- Paul Simon Ah, sublime
17. The Lone Ranger Theme In My Pants -- The New Philhamonia Orchestra, London Hiyo Silver!
18. Wahine `Ilikea In My Pants -- The Sons of Hawaii See #4
19. Eskimo Pie In My Pants -- Worm Quartet Oooh, cold
20. Udder Butter On A Rope In My Pants -- Riders In The Sky Soothing!
21. Cheapass (Theme To Cheapass Games) In My Pants -- Beatnik Turtle Like, duh
22. Silent Hills In My Pants -- Laterna See #14
23. Loves Me Like A Rock In My Pants -- Paul Simon When appropriate
24. Zabadak In My Pants -- Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich Yeah, life's like that
25. Tiberius Rising In My Pants -- Urban Tapestry See #23