In My Pants, or thereabouts
. Set your playlist on random (or in my case, grab the Party Shuffle list off iTunes, which picks Favorites). Write down the top 20 (or in my case, cut and paste the first 25), add the phrase "in my pants" to the end. This seemed like a stupid enough waste of time that I tried it, and am bored enough to be amused at the results, which I shall now share with comments in italic
1. Baby Love Child In My Pants -- Pizzicato Five An inauspicious start
2. Piggies In My Pants -- The Beatles Um, sure
3. Oronoco Flow In My Pants -- Enya Not if I can help it!
4. The Loco-Motion In My Pants-- Little Eva Shake my bootie!
5. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose In My Pants -- "Little" Jimmy Dickens Your moment of Zen
6. I Want You (She's So Heavy) In My Pants -- The Beatles Unfortunately not
7. Tide Is High In My Pants -- Blondie Gotta run...
8. Karn Earn 9 / 1st Impression, Part 2 In My Pants -- Emerson, Lake & Palmer Sometimes it feels that way
9. The Poet and the Prophet In My Pants -- The Village Stompers Sometimes it feels that way
10. Sun King In My Pants-- The Beatles Goin' au naturale
11. Seventeen Come Sunday In My Pants -- Steeleye Span A consummation devoutly to be wished
12 Technonerdboy In My Pants -- Urban Tapestry Geeks B We
13. Kodachrome In My Pants -- Paul Simon I was positive I went digital...
14. Toot Toot Tootsie In My Pants -- Brent Spiner He who smelt it dealt it
15. Seventeen Come Sunday In My Pants -- Steeleye Span Ah, two versions make it to this list; I can hardly wait until the weekend
16. Graceland In My Pants -- Paul Simon Ah, sublime
17. The Lone Ranger Theme In My Pants -- The New Philhamonia Orchestra, London Hiyo Silver!
18. Wahine `Ilikea In My Pants -- The Sons of Hawaii See #4
19. Eskimo Pie In My Pants -- Worm Quartet Oooh, cold
20. Udder Butter On A Rope In My Pants -- Riders In The Sky Soothing!
21. Cheapass (Theme To Cheapass Games) In My Pants -- Beatnik Turtle Like, duh
22. Silent Hills In My Pants -- Laterna See #14
23. Loves Me Like A Rock In My Pants -- Paul Simon When appropriate
24. Zabadak In My Pants -- Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich Yeah, life's like that
25. Tiberius Rising In My Pants -- Urban Tapestry See #23