As it is, I have a large check from Progressive and a banged-up but eminently drivable piece of "salvage" that will be great for another ten years if I want it to. Not my ideal resolution, but I'll take it.
Since I'll be in that neighborhood again, I have a mad desire to park in the exact same place -- a perfectly legal and safe spot under reasonable circumstances -- where the lady who backed into the Emerald Starship can see her handiwork. I'm not a vengeful person, but her karma needs some balance..