These are all tv references, please provide the tv show (specificity is encouraged, such as character). Some shows may be referenced more than once.
There is a theme whence these quotes. First person to guess the theme will win the adulation of their peers.
1,
"What if the dragon eats us?"
"That would alter our plans."
2. "The Hand That Rocked the Cradle once belonged to Hook you see.
But it got bored and went and joined the Addams Family."
3. "Fishing for compliments does not count as an aerobic exercise."
4.
"Inside Trader!"
"Televangalist!"
"Rapscallion!"
"Ninja Turtle!"
5. "This is so weird. I wish I were home reading stories in binary."
6.
"We can stay home and see It's A Wonderful Life."'
"You know, I've never seen that. I could never get past the title."
7. "Love is like a gerbil. It's a lot of fun, but it leaves pellets everywhere."
8. "This... is so... brilliant!"
9. "So you see, Miss McLaine, that you couldn't have been Kaye Ballard in a previous life. She's a Summer and you're definately an Autumn."
10. "You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."